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100+ ways to die in the PSO/U Universe

Post by Arala Cran on Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:00 pm

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FO-Newearl : My Deaths count is average 18 in PSO1 & 2, Zero, and
Portable 1 & 2. This list is for laughs yet also major complaints about
how this happens and of course I'm absolutely NOT a happy FONewearl
for dying several times. Even so however, I will never stop loving the series Smile

Feel free to add in any other facts out of random to be funny anytime,
but don't be offensive. This is also not for "advice" but more a joke topic
for when I may one of these days make a blooper vid (which I did plan
on before to add the "do-not-do-these!" vid but nobody wants to help
out..... (stuck-up elders -_-" ) But anyway this list can count all the way
from the first PS game on Sega Genesis up to the most recent: PSO2.


Well, here we go!

1: Being under level in the wrong place! (All)
2: Reckless Force. (PSO - PSO2)
3: Vol Dragon's "Nuclear Breath" attack! (PSO2)
4: "I've got no Photon Points left?!" (PSO - PSO2)
5: Nano Dragon's 1337 sniping (PS-Portable 2 - Inf.)
6: Charging competition with a Koltova (PS-Portable 1, 2, Inf.)
7: Charging competition with De-Ragan (PS-Portable 1, 2, Inf.)
8: Charged by a angry Bil De Rangus (PS-Portable 1, 2, Inf.)
9: Rathalos's Counter-Ground foie-missile from De-Ragan (PS-Portable 1, 2, Inf.)
10: Caught by Rockbear. (PSO2)
11: Having weak gear. (all)
12: Frozen!! (PSO - PSO2)
13: Traps, traps, TRAPS!! (all, predominant in PSO2)
14: Quartz Dragon's Jet-Tackle combo (PSO2)
15: "Below the belt" by possessed Shizuru (PS-Portable 2 - Inf.)
16: Stomped by a giant lizard (PS-Portable 1 - 2 Inf.)
17: Squashed by Rockbear (PSO2)
18: Caught a train (PS-Portable 2 - Inf.)
19: Dive-kicking a angry knight during Nanoblast and when he is spinning his weapon (PS-Portable 2 - Inf.) <- LOL!!
20: Dulk Falkis's Final Attack (PS-Portable 1 -2 Inf.)
21: Smashed by Dulk Falkis - Phase 1 (PS-Portable 1- 2 Inf.)
22: Reol Daldia's ballerina dance (PS-Portable 2 - Inf.)
23: Trying to break a Rappy Ogg/Igg's fall (PS-Portable 1 - 2 Inf.)
24: The aftershock of a Dimoglus/Onmagong (PS-Portable 1 - 2 Inf.)
25: Maintenance on a malfunctioned mech (PS-Portable 1 - 2 Inf.)
26: Force with no Photon Points left (PSO1 - PSO2)
27: Bil De Rangus's Bad Breath (PS-Portable 1 - 2 Inf.)
28: Punted by Ogla Flow (PSO1)
29: Running away from an angry Delsaber w-o Zig-Zagging (PSO1)
30: Ninja'd by Signo Beat/Sinow Beat (PSO1 & 2)
31: Rammed by Delbitter (PSO 1, PS-Portable 2 - Inf.)
32: Kumhan/Orga Angelus's disco ball of death (PS-Portable 2 - Inf.)
33: Exploding hallways (PS-Zero)
34: Taunting a Rockbear (PSO2)
35: Parents calling when you're stuck in the middle of an online Boss Battle (ALL) <-Cheap Card! >Sad
36: Screeching Banshies and Banthers (PSO2) <- also see "Monster Hunter"
37: Ranger yells "I'm out of ammo!!" (PS-Portable 1 - PSO2) <- I'm sure they get annoyed when low on Photon Points while trying to dodge/counterattack
38: NPCs' are too busy (PS-Portable 1 - PSO2)
39: Bitchslapped by Dark Falz's arms (PSO2) <-Leaves "Stun" virus!
40: Kah-Rah-Teh! Chop from Dark Falz's arms (PSO2) <-Sneaky!
41: Combo-Squashed by Dark Falz's arms (PSO2)
42: Kamehameha! - Dark Falz (PSO2) <-Sneaky!
43: Rotten Tomatoes from an uninspired Dark Falz as your audience (PSO2) <-Sneaky!
44: Squashed by Dark Falz (PSO2)
45: Boss Mob (PSO2)
46: "Talk to the palm, haha! Smile " Dark Falz (PSO2) <- LOL!
47: Squashed by the the Spider - Dark Range (PSO2)
48: RYNO from the 'Mizer! (PSO2) <-OUCH!! T_T
49: Tired Hunters still trying to defend (PS-Portable 2, Inf, PSO2) <- also see "Monster Hunter"
50: Evil Doppelganger Ambush (PSO2) <- These guys/girls piss me off!!
51: Side-Dash from the left/right! - Orga Dryan (PS-Portable 2, Inf; Quartz Dragon - PSO2)
52: "Rocket Punch!" (PS-Portable 2 - Inf.)
53: Killing yourself with Soul Edge based "damage reflecting" weapons (PS-Portable 1, 2 -Inf.)
54: Eating out of barrels called "Bhreeda" full of maggots (PSO2)
55: Walking through electric floors (PS - Genesis 1 - 4)
56: The great Pannon Depression (PS-Portable 1 - 2 inf.)
57: Del Rol Lee's firin' his lazor!! (PSO1 - Portable 1&2 Inf.)
58: Magma is hot stuff! (PSO2)
59: Sudden Fart Bombs (PSO2) <-LOL! More traps...
60: Dental job on the octopus (PS-Zero)
61: Friendly Fire? (PS-Portable 2 & Inf.)
62: The ogre's fart! (PS-Portable 2 & Inf) <- forgot the name of those dual-bladed fire-farting enemies who are large.... o.O
63: Stopper-Trap Trail and mob = FAIL! (PSO2) <- God forbid!!
64: Being lunch of the Gwahada (PSO2)
65: Back-kicked by the big boys (PSO2)
66: Unexpected rocket swarm from Reol Baldia [and other mech boss] (PS-Portable 2 & Inf.)
67: Charging-Chuck rhinos with iron helmet (PS-Portable 2 & Inf.) <-those most annoying bastards!!
68: Photon Belt from Windras & Ginas Cores (PSO2)
69: Quartz Dragon using "Charged Hunter" from Thunderforce V & VI (PSO2)
70: Spiky traps which even Sonic the Hedgehog hates (PS-Zero, Portable 2 &Inf, PSO2)
71: Contaminated Plasma Rings out of nowhere (PSO2)
72: El Arda mob (PSO2)
73: Alone in Very Hard level(s) (PS-Portable 2 & inf., PSO2)
74: Staying still when Gwahada goes into the floor (PSO2) <- also see "Monster Hunter"
75: Hugging Dark Bera (PSO1, Portable 2 & inf.)
76: Chaos Bringer - the Calvary of doom! (PSO1 & Portable 2 - Inf.)
77: Compactor Reactor (PS-Portable 2 & Inf.)
78: Poop-Tossing Vandra Orgas (PS-Portable 1 & 2, Inf.)
79: Staying near smelly Poison Lillies (PSO1 - Portable 2 & inf.)
80: Pissing off a Sand Rappy (PS-Portable 2 & Inf.)
81: Rappy-Peck! (PSO1 & 2) <- lolwhut?
82: Corrupt Rappy mobs in Neudaiz throwing great balls of light (PS-Portable 1 & 2, Inf.) <- Brutal!!
83: Nanoblast cannot heal! (PS-Portable 1 & 2, Inf.)
84: Not even darkness-Nanoblast can always purge "light" (PS-Portable 2) <-Stupid Final Boss... >Sad
85: Classic street gang pin-down beat-ups from Ginas Core after dismantled (PSO2)
86: A farting Sparalize (PSO2)
87: Dark Falz called for "Satellite Strike"! (PSO1)
88: Stunned!! (PS-Portable 2 & Inf., PSO2) <-also see "Monster Hunter"
89: Going into arena mode(s) anytime (PSO1, Portable 2 & Inf.) <- NOT FUN!!
90: Tentacles through the floor (PS-Portable 1 & 2 Inf.)
91: Squashed by machines (PS-Portable 1 & 2 Inf.)
92: Watching massive battleships (PSO2) <- Big Vadra
93: Lizardman Orgy (PSO2)
94: Getting rammed by Gamera in the Nasberius Ruins Zone (PSO2)
95: Lagging! (ALL) <-Cheap card!! >Sad
96: Trying to feed your Mag in tense combat (PSO2)
97: Evil Sharks playing Hop-scotch from long range (PS-Portable 2 & Inf.)
98: Booma playing dead? (PS-Portable 1 & 2 Inf.)
99: Orga Angelus's Homing Missiles in the middle of the ring (PS-Portable 2 & Inf.)
100: Attempting to teleport-evade Uphill (PSO2)

More to add!

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Re: 100+ ways to die in the PSO/U Universe

Post by LurkerGear-V on Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:26 pm

..............That's quite a lot of ways to end up broken apart. I do remember the first time I tried the series out with the same style as you have and how easy it was to get defeated if careless. Even so, I found the one you are in now and am now registering to it. If things go too far, I'll send you my data so you can use my character as back-up for you and your family/friends who also play the latest series.

I'll be trying it out after I manage to get registered today first. I already can expect which server "ship" to arrive in; 07, correct?

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Re: 100+ ways to die in the PSO/U Universe

Post by Alala Kuran on Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:04 pm

FO-Newearl : Got the PM, confirmed the works too. Sorry that I can't do much now after some certain "events" going on around me at this time, but I'll help when I can.

Oh and I forgot to add more reasons on this list, including something very recent and is perhaps the first time I screamed both: "Damn rookie..." or more likely "Goddamn NOOB!!"

101: Going in a high-level area and a random LOW level (much lower) joins your party. (PSO2; boss fights are not dropped!)

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Re: 100+ ways to die in the PSO/U Universe

Post by Alala Kuran on Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:55 pm

here's more that was funny, and some new ones now from PS-Nova included:

102: getting (hentai) humped by a/multiple Bonta Bakuta/s (PSO2) <-lol oh my!
103: being tricked into giving a Bikuda Rabitta a hug (PSO2)
104: hitting the wrong core of a Orota Biketta house (PSO2)
105: If Magatsu farts when you're not able to find a Marked Seal wall to hid behind (PSO2)
106: getting stepped on by Magatsu (PSO2)
107: Ray Crisis of Magatsu (PSO2)
108: playing catch with Falz Dourumble (PSO2)
109: when Blu Ringhda becomes a Bus (PSO2) <-lol ouch!
110: catching the "Falz Bus" Viper Arm formation dash attack (PSO2)
111: Attempting Extra Hard (XH) Mode Difficulty (PSO2)
112: Attempting Extra Hard Mode with a very low MPA zone of less than 10 people, especially during Emergency Quests and Boss Battles (PSO2)
113: Being struck in AWE by Profound Darkness when it reveals itself (PSO2)
114: Looking up the skirt of Profound Darkness for too long when (she is) fighting AS you against you, then she gets mad and uses Mega Crash (PSO2) <-lol! Laughing

115: Swipe of Great-Beam Sword from Profound Darkness (PSO2)
116: Tentacle hentai with Biol Meduna (PSO2) <-lol

117: Aqua Geyser from Biol Meduna from below the belt (PSO2)
118: Nozonde Swarm attack from Biol Meduna (PSO2)
119: "PSO2.EXE has stopped working and crashed!!" (Windows 10.....)
120: Rail Gun from Falz Angel sniping from a blind spot (PSO2)
121: X-Slash Combo from Falz "Loser"/Luther (PSO2)
122: Emergency! Code: (Betrayal) Abyss! (PSO2)
123: Attempting Ultimate Quests (PSO2)
124: Rocket Swarm from Lobster Gigantess (PS-Nova)
125: Getting blasted to oblivion by the Dual Howitzers of Altios (PS-Nova)
126: being yanked by the cane of Gravdian into his buzzsaws of doom (PS-Nova)
127: Being crushed by dual Titan Missiles of the Lobster Gigantess (PS-Nova)
128: When Gal Gryphon becomes a Bus, sometimes on entry! (PSO2)
129: Getting too many Grinders (PSO2) <-ROFL! Obviously Fake but true still. Laughing
130: When you are playing PSO2 then your pet Rappy starts to sing too much and nibble at your knee or sleeve (PSO2) <- lol another fake! (Actually is true, means if your pet starts to get in your case when you are playing)
131: Taking any  Mine Base Defense Emergency Quests (PSO2)
132: Getting blasted in the face by Possessed Matoi as Viel Hunar using her Rail Gun (PSO2)
133: Attacking Persona when he's using a double-saber and using a shield then getting shot back by his counter-wave of doom when he is in Fighter Class (PSO2)
134: Getting bulldozed by Gravdian, and especially when he's enraged (PS-Nova)
135: Homing-Gatling guns of Mecha-Banther (PS-Nova) <- WTF!?!  affraid (okay now Homing Gatling gun fire like from a SHMUP here was freaking new!)

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Re: 100+ ways to die in the PSO/U Universe

Post by HimeKo K on Mon Dec 07, 2015 8:06 pm

so im playin pso2 again, ' ultimate quest mode with those robo bosses n mobs.. is hell Shocked but managed to finish off two bosses i never seen.
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Re: 100+ ways to die in the PSO/U Universe

Post by Ivis on Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:39 am

Out of all bosses my sister here deals with in the game, I noticed the three who give her the most irritation are from who I saw and know by name:

1: Falz "Loser" Luther (Guaranteed to be a cheapshot on any difficulty unfairly. I have to say that I understand why she finds him infuriating; when he uses his "ultimate attack: time-lag to infinite blade rain" and suddenly the game lags in a split second, what was supposed to be only four swords of death that needed to be destroyed end up multiplying to eight and cover every single edge of the ring, making it impossible to predict which two that were destroyed are removed from the map and are an open safety zone in time before it's too late. Many times has she fallen a "dirty death" by this glitch. Yes I even consider that a dirty death because it was not even normal)

2: Chrome Dragon or Haze Draal (stop for a split second on a high difficulty such as Super Hard or Extra Hard, and it's "Game Over" right away, sometimes on first encounter, highly unfair)

3: Profound Darkness True Last Boss (If with the wrong people at the wrong time, her own doppelganger casts Big Bang or Mega Crash if things drag for too long, annihilating everyone)

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Re: 100+ ways to die in the PSO/U Universe

Post by HimeKo K on Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:40 am

do you play, ivis, i dont have a char on the 07 ship, but im mostly on the 02, but umm, if you guys have a team at 07 ship, you can add me, im not playin much for the gameplay, but im sometimes on to jus chat, would like making friend's Very Happy

we can be friends too ivis so long you dont kill me Laughing
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Re: 100+ ways to die in the PSO/U Universe

Post by Alala Kuran on Tue Dec 29, 2015 6:08 am

136:

Orota Biketta on the fritz (PSO2) Laughing

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Re: 100+ ways to die in the PSO/U Universe

Post by LurkerGear-V on Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:54 am

Well that was a very amusing little video clip you did there. I'm a tough audience, but this actually bought a smirk across my face. Thank goodness you didn't die to that wacky thing. All it took for me was Rockbear who killed me because of a loud parrot squawked and distracted me with a ear-splitting scream, and the worst one: Vol Dragon using a sudden Nuclear Breath ball which hit me as hard as Bahamut's Mega Flare from out of nowhere when he flew out of reach

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