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Funny "Horror" Situations

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Funny "Horror" Situations

Post by MidbossVyers on Tue May 08, 2012 2:39 pm

So bonjour again, everyone. I haven't posted here in a while because I've been busy. In fact, I'm still busy, but I feel kinda guilty not doing anything here, and so decided to do something to relieve that guilt. This started out as a single scenario that I thought up after watching the trailer of the Amityville Horror, but it sparked something more complete. Also, if this is not the right sub-forum to put this in, feel free to move it. Anyway, let's start:
Scenario 1: A man buys a house, but that house is haunted with evil spirits (such as the Amityville Horror). It looks like the man will face a terrible end... Until we find out that he is a criminal bomber and wanted the house as a "guinea pig" of sorts. The Amityville Horror ends forever.
Scenario 2: I recently found out about the "Black-Eyed Kids" (feel free to Google them). "Kids" with pitch-black eyes that always want to "come in", whether to someone's house, car, etc. OK, so a man hears a knock on his door and opens it to find two BEKs.
BEK: Can we come i-
Man: Get in here.
Man grabs the two BEKs and drags them inside. Door closes. Turns out the man has a tendency to always invite kids into his house, regardless of eye color, whether they like it or not (think Herbert from Family Guy, if you know what I mean).
Scenario 3: Found this on Youtube. Leather-face (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) gets kicked in the balls and falls over (search Texas Chainsaw Massacre How It should have Ended). Similar situation: Resident Evil 4 chainsaw guy slips on a dead crow (again on Youtube, but I'm not sure what the video was). In both cases, they die from their own chainsaws falling on them.
So yeah, feel free to post your own, and again, move this somewhere else if need be.

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Post by Satsujinki on Tue May 08, 2012 4:58 pm

I was pretty horrified to find that I've run out of horrible puns to use to describe the heating displays at work.

Am I doing it right?

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Re: Funny "Horror" Situations

Post by MidbossVyers on Tue May 08, 2012 5:23 pm

*smiles and nods*

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Post by Satsujinki on Tue May 08, 2012 5:47 pm

Drinking milk and soft drinks one after the other is a horror story in the making.

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Post by MidbossVyers on Tue May 08, 2012 7:20 pm

Also, on Gelbooru, you can find some really cute images of yamamura_sadako and alma_wade Also, one where Sadako crawled through Pedo-Bear's TV...

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Re: Funny "Horror" Situations

Post by Satsujinki on Tue May 08, 2012 7:41 pm

What the author of this post envisioned:

Spoiler:

What actually happened:

Spoiler:

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